April 28, 2009

we make client bossman tim company look fine




the other week we get phone call from mister bossman tim who big bossman own many businesses say "you make my company look fine". so we all stop chopping goji berry and tell people we closed for while 'cause we have important marketing for company in america usa to work on. most people don't believe we do. marketing is dream of many here in xai pai. but we want stay small now so have tell people "no. sorry. mister jonatan and bob no hire now. but stand over there if you want wait."

so we make some fun ads for mister bossman tim while many wait in line for job as famous marketing person. we told by mister bossman tim "make company look fine" 'cause most company do concrete just look same. boring. like one duck stand next another. they look like each other. so no easy tell apart. that why we decide give mister bossman tim company some "kicka assa design" as mister jonatan say sometime. only no say "kicka assa". he just say "kick ass". we keep tell him how say right. geeeesh. we all have much fun with this. and client mister bossman tim say he like and that make us all feel good. and make people still stand in line wish we say "you hired now". then we unlock door and celebrate by serving Tsing Tao beers and eat many goji berry which make men and lady smile each other.

April 27, 2009

andy sister husband


hi. i am andy sister husband. my name tony. i make rock roll music in china and i on my way get famous. i meet mister jonatan last week and impress his marketing experience. he talk me getting brand for "tony". he say like tony tiger in usa america become famous cause company spend money to make him that. and have good slogan say "they're grrrreaaaat!" i think that funny. and i like it lot. but mister jonatan say that taken and he create original idea even better. he has many people work with him that help. he say they very smart at things like make fancy site on internets and make logo and write really funny or serious things for companies all over. it depend on what they need. i need get famous. so mister jonatan and bob (and darin and roger) and mister jonatan's more people work for me now. i feel like lucky man.

you see my music here.

April 24, 2009

hello. i am roger.


hi. i am roger. two days ago mister jonatan and bob send me to do bob's dim sum sample at grocery store in toledo ohio united states. i buy expensive ticket but they think it good investment for me to come to toledo. my first time united states. it seem pretty. big. i like cook. but i really like managing project for marketing...other creative stuff. today i served 482 bob's dim sum special dumpling. hi mister jonatan. hi bob. tell andy and darin hi. please give my mom her medicine. the red leaf. not the big bug next to her tooth brush.